When were you naughty when were you nice

When were you naughty when were you nice??

When I was nice I helped my mom clean the house when it was dirty. I helped put the laundry in the wash. I helped her wash the floor while I was on my knees. I also helped her clean the garage which she really didn’t help me with and that was the hardest of them all to do. I use to help my dad with work at his work. Id pack bags for other companies to sell to other companies. It was hard and I didn’t get paid. But I get paid now for working with him. I get a lot of money for what I do and I wish to stay with it till I get passed high school in four years. I always help my brother with cleaning his room and doing stuff for him.
When I was naughty I use to steal money from my mom when she had money on the counter. I would also go to stores and rip people off. They wouldn’t know I’m ripping them off because I am good at it. One of my worst thing I did was rob my next door neighbor. I was like 14 years old when I did it and I really wasn’t thinking when I did it but o well. When I was in 6th grade I threw a football at one of the teachers when she wasn’t looking and didn’t get caught. In Mr. Fosters class I got in trouble for talking back to the teacher and would not listen to what he says when he tells me to do something. I have been in trouble before with not listing to the teacher but most of the time I blank out what they’re saying n just nod my head and act like I’m listing.

Home

I would like to live in my house house in Canton. It has 5 bedrooms 3 full baths 2 half baths 3 car garage 4775 square feet full basement and was built n 2001. It only cost $599,900. I wanted a big place but I don’t care about acres. I would just want to have my family living here and have awesome neighbors. I would want to move away from Livonia because theres really nothing to do here and canton is a busy city with tons of stores and what not.
In ten years I will be 25 years old and will have a job as a construction worker. I will have a wife and kids. I would buy a beach house in Miami Florida. I would hope to be attending college at itt tech for computers so I can have two jobs as a website designer and a construction worker and make some good money so my wife doesn’t have to work and she can stay home with the kids. I would like to work at home as a website designer so I can have some time with the family.
I want three dogs and one will be a German Sheppard the other as a Husky and the last one as a Golden Retriever. I will have a projector with a 150 inch screen in my game room. I will have people come over to play games on Fridays and have game scrims on the game called War Rock.

Career Exploration

I would like to do a web developer because it makes good earnings and I am really good on the computers. The earnings for a beginner is $24.73 an hour and $51,440 annual. And for a experience person they will make $39.21 an hour and $81,560 annual. That’s good money either way. I do not need a college degree for web developer with I’m glad because I didn’t want to go to school for that. It would be simple for me because it is not my first time making a good website. It takes about 8 months at itt tech with I would be going to to learn my career there.

My other choice was bicycle mechanic. I am good at making bikes from scratch and I am good at fixing them. I have been working on bikes for years and fixing friends bikes for free. Its really fun and it would be funnier if I could be doing it for money. The earnings for bicycle mechanic is $8.29 hourly and $17,250 annual. That’s not that much but it would be a job for me and it would be easy work. I do not need a college degree to work as a bicycle mechanic but I would still go to itt tech to learn more than I already know about it.

Top Ten!! ((:

What I am thankful for is:
- My bike that I use every day. I love it and I will go everywhere with it. I always go outside n bmx. My bike that I have is a haro f4. I can do a few tricks on it but not as much as I could last year because I quit for a year and came back. I am thankful for it.
- Having food on the table for me. I wouldn’t be living if I didn’t have food or water to eat. My most favorite food is chicken. I couldn’t live without it. I have at least once a week and I am thankful for it.
- I am also thankful for having a family that I can rely on. I can mostly trust my family just not really my brother or cousins because there crazy. I am thankful for having them in my life.
- I am thankful for my dogs. They are the best and they are very playful. My most playfulist one is my puppy and she does whatever she wants whenever she wants. I am thankful for them.
- For not being poor. I can go out and get what I want with my money. Unlike some people who can’t get what they want when they want it. I am thankful for that.
- For being healthy. If I wasn’t healthy I couldn’t go outside and do what I want whenever I want to. I would be bored just doing nothing all day.

Top 10!! (:

1.
Automotive Painter

2.
Office Machine Repairer

3.
Potter

4.
Construction

5.
Plumber

6.
Web Developer

7.
Plasterer

8.
Craftsperson

9.
Autobody Repairer

10.
Bicycle Mechanic

My best job that I would take on this list is web developer. I have looked into it since 3 years ago. I have taken all the classes I could on it and I am trying to take more on it. I have know how to use the computer and the internet. I am better than my whole family at it and I am planning on taking more classes to get better at making and using the computer. Not that I don’t know a lot already just I could use more. =D

My second best job out of this list would be bicycle mechanic because I am good with riding and fixing bikes. I can almost fix any bike but im not so sure about mountain bikes. The best bikes that I can fix and put together is expert bikes and then comes pro bikes. My favorite bikes to fix Is the eastern bikes because they are really easy to do. I can fix other ones those are just my favorite.

Favorite thing to do.

My most favorite thing to do is bmx. I like it because im becoming good at it and i am trying to get a new bike soon. But right now i just use my brothers haro. I can do a few tricks but not as much as i could last year because I quit for a while. Im going to raise up for a haro or a eastern. I would like an eastern but a haro would be just fine.
My secound favorite thing to do is go to the movies and watch new movies. I have pretty much seen every movie there is out in theaters. I also go to this one website taht has movies and its free. The movies that are on it are out in theaters now or arnt even out yet. My best movie I seen was Law Abiding Citizen. My secound favorite is Zombieland.
My thrid most favorite thing to do is smoke my brother and friends in airsoft wars. Me my brother and a few other friends love to have airsoft wars in our yard sence there right next to all of us. We mainly got pistols but its still fun to play in our yards. My best gun i got is a m4a1.
My other one is playing video games with my brother and my friends on the games from out of state. We are good and we play killing floor and warrock. We are in the top clan for warrock but for killing floor we got our clan bann for making fun of people. We play call of duty 4 and 5 for the ps3 but we arnt so good at that game so we rarly play it.
My other favorite thing to do is watch baseball. My favorite team of all time is the Yankees and they will always be my team. My favorite player from the team is #2 Derek Jeter. He plays short stop and he is really good. My other favorite team is Detroit Tigers but there not so good so i dont really root for them. But if its Yankees vs Tigers im going to root for the Yankees because they are just my team.
My last favorite thing to do is play football. I am good at it and i got a few trophies when i was younger for being MVP. Im going to try out for our school next year and see if i make it.

A Perfect Day

If I knew I was going to die tomorrow I would eat all the food I can eat. Then I would go to a beach and on the airplane I would take my mom me n my bro. On the plane I would bring my psp and play it the whole way there. But when we get there I would go straight to the beach and just swim all I can. After that I would go to the dew finals which are tonight. It would be the bmx though. Then I would get to meet all the bmxers so I can get to know them before I’m dead. After that I would go straight to the Yankees baseball game. Then get to meet the players and my all time favorite player is #2 Derek Jeter. He plays shortstop. I would also have to meet Miley Cyrus because shes hot.

Then I would leave and go to see all my family members. We would go play hockey in an arena with all my family members. Then what I want to do Is go play paintball. My most favoriteist sport I have ever played. But I don’t really play it too much anymore because my mom never takes me and all the places are too far away. Then we would go to hang with all my friends. We would also go paintballing because it is what we all like to do. We also would play video games a game called Killing Floor. It is our favoriteist game that we play and we are all pros on it so we beat every clan we versus. Our other game we play and were pros at is War Rock. We can also beat all the clans on it. We have beaten the undefeatable and we are still undefeated at 1120-1 (they hacked..). We do a lot together and we can win big time if we put our names on the front page of the games.

After all that it would be close to the end of my time so I would take everyone out to eat and spend it with all my family and friends at the best restaurant in the city. I would get the best cheeseburger I see on the menu. But after all this we would all go to the beach and hang out there. Then we would have a bon fire outside and we all just relax and have fun. THE END!

You must be kidding!!!!

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There was this blonde she was walking down the street and a boy asked her "do you have myspace?"

If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?

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In ten years

In ten years I will be living in California. Want a nice house and a nice car. I will be working. I will be working on construction. I plan on going into business there and will be working full time for 20 plus hours. I hope to have a wife and kids. I will not be an alcoholic. I will not smoke either. I will have a family. I’m not sure about kids yet. My car will be a simple car such as a Lincoln Navigator. I want that car because it looks sweet and it has a lot of room in it. I plan on going to college but not like a top list college. Just a simple one like itt tech. I might not have any parents around me to keep me on track of things which would be awesome but I will have a really messy house. I would have to buy a cleaner to keep my house clean. I don’t want my wife to be working ill take care of her and if I have kids I’ll also take care of them. In my spare time I would be just hanging out relaxing on some days. On the other days I hope to get a project going on like a car or something like that. If I have kids when they get to be a teenager I will start projects that they would like to do so we can all have fun making something that is fun for us. I like to hang out with my brother so he will hopefully be in my life. My friend Travis Caudle my brother and me like to do stuff outside like sports so I hope to have them both in my life when I am older. I want a dog.

Alphabetical Introduction

A is for Adams my last name. It runs thru my family.

B is for best person in Livonia! I am the best preson in livonia.

C is for California. The state I want to go to and I never been there before.

D is for David. That’s my name and im proud.

E is for energy drinks. There the best for when I’m lazy. The best drink is Nos.

F is for fun. I know how to have fun.

G is for great person. I’m a great person.

H is for haro. I have a haro and I love it.

I is for interesting person. I can be an interesting person.

J is for jello. I eat it almost every day. I love it and I and I live off of it.

K is for kiwi. I love it but I hardly have it.

L is for leopard. It’s my favorite animal.

M is for Michigan football. My favorite football team in the world.

N is for neon. The best light ever made!

O is for omelet. The best breakfast food I ever had.

P is for python. The sweetest snake alive.

Q is for quiet. Normally a quit person.

R is for radio. I listen to the radio every day.

S is for superman. The coolest super hero.

T is for talk. When I start talking I never shut up.

U is for USA. This is where I was born and I live. I love it very much.

V is for vacation. I always want to go on vacation.

W is for water. Mostly the only liquid I drink besides Kool-Aid.

X is for xgames. My best show to watch when it’s on.

Y is for youngster. I am a youngster.

Z is for zucchini. The best vegetable ever.