Favorite thing to do.

My most favorite thing to do is bmx. I like it because im becoming good at it and i am trying to get a new bike soon. But right now i just use my brothers haro. I can do a few tricks but not as much as i could last year because I quit for a while. Im going to raise up for a haro or a eastern. I would like an eastern but a haro would be just fine.
My secound favorite thing to do is go to the movies and watch new movies. I have pretty much seen every movie there is out in theaters. I also go to this one website taht has movies and its free. The movies that are on it are out in theaters now or arnt even out yet. My best movie I seen was Law Abiding Citizen. My secound favorite is Zombieland.
My thrid most favorite thing to do is smoke my brother and friends in airsoft wars. Me my brother and a few other friends love to have airsoft wars in our yard sence there right next to all of us. We mainly got pistols but its still fun to play in our yards. My best gun i got is a m4a1.
My other one is playing video games with my brother and my friends on the games from out of state. We are good and we play killing floor and warrock. We are in the top clan for warrock but for killing floor we got our clan bann for making fun of people. We play call of duty 4 and 5 for the ps3 but we arnt so good at that game so we rarly play it.
My other favorite thing to do is watch baseball. My favorite team of all time is the Yankees and they will always be my team. My favorite player from the team is #2 Derek Jeter. He plays short stop and he is really good. My other favorite team is Detroit Tigers but there not so good so i dont really root for them. But if its Yankees vs Tigers im going to root for the Yankees because they are just my team.
My last favorite thing to do is play football. I am good at it and i got a few trophies when i was younger for being MVP. Im going to try out for our school next year and see if i make it.

A Perfect Day

If I knew I was going to die tomorrow I would eat all the food I can eat. Then I would go to a beach and on the airplane I would take my mom me n my bro. On the plane I would bring my psp and play it the whole way there. But when we get there I would go straight to the beach and just swim all I can. After that I would go to the dew finals which are tonight. It would be the bmx though. Then I would get to meet all the bmxers so I can get to know them before I’m dead. After that I would go straight to the Yankees baseball game. Then get to meet the players and my all time favorite player is #2 Derek Jeter. He plays shortstop. I would also have to meet Miley Cyrus because shes hot.

Then I would leave and go to see all my family members. We would go play hockey in an arena with all my family members. Then what I want to do Is go play paintball. My most favoriteist sport I have ever played. But I don’t really play it too much anymore because my mom never takes me and all the places are too far away. Then we would go to hang with all my friends. We would also go paintballing because it is what we all like to do. We also would play video games a game called Killing Floor. It is our favoriteist game that we play and we are all pros on it so we beat every clan we versus. Our other game we play and were pros at is War Rock. We can also beat all the clans on it. We have beaten the undefeatable and we are still undefeated at 1120-1 (they hacked..). We do a lot together and we can win big time if we put our names on the front page of the games.

After all that it would be close to the end of my time so I would take everyone out to eat and spend it with all my family and friends at the best restaurant in the city. I would get the best cheeseburger I see on the menu. But after all this we would all go to the beach and hang out there. Then we would have a bon fire outside and we all just relax and have fun. THE END!

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In ten years

In ten years I will be living in California. Want a nice house and a nice car. I will be working. I will be working on construction. I plan on going into business there and will be working full time for 20 plus hours. I hope to have a wife and kids. I will not be an alcoholic. I will not smoke either. I will have a family. I’m not sure about kids yet. My car will be a simple car such as a Lincoln Navigator. I want that car because it looks sweet and it has a lot of room in it. I plan on going to college but not like a top list college. Just a simple one like itt tech. I might not have any parents around me to keep me on track of things which would be awesome but I will have a really messy house. I would have to buy a cleaner to keep my house clean. I don’t want my wife to be working ill take care of her and if I have kids I’ll also take care of them. In my spare time I would be just hanging out relaxing on some days. On the other days I hope to get a project going on like a car or something like that. If I have kids when they get to be a teenager I will start projects that they would like to do so we can all have fun making something that is fun for us. I like to hang out with my brother so he will hopefully be in my life. My friend Travis Caudle my brother and me like to do stuff outside like sports so I hope to have them both in my life when I am older. I want a dog.